[jackbill]

I swear, I half expect him to come onstage with a powdered wig, a fake mole, pilgrim shoes, a black cane, and a pirate shirt.

Naw. He'll show up in fatigues, with his ribbons, a bandolier and his Chinese assault rifle.

Watch for the salute and "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty".

[small voice in the wilderness]

"Rainbo" perhaps?? He's a herosexual guy, ya' know.