"Bushier-browed candidates have lost the popular vote in the last four presidential elections, according to the nation's capital's experts on grooming. In a recent survey by Grooming Lounge, 92 percent of respondents say Senator John Kerry has the most pronounced 'eyebrows of mass destruction' of the two candidates. 'In order to prevent history from repeating itself, we believe Kerry needs to have his eyebrows groomed,' said Mike Gilman, co-founder of Grooming Lounge. 'We would recommend waxing or trimming them to reduce the furriness and give Kerry a better shot at winning over the public.' " Link
Isn't it insulting how these people thing that the American people will vote based on eyebrows? *grrrrr*