Or, in the poodle's case, a pair of these:
Or, in the poodle's case, a pair of these:
This is what Kerry really said when he swished to the podium and executed his fruit salute :
"I'm John Kerry and I'm Reporting for Beauty ! "
In addition to all Kerry's cosmetic make overs, we shouldn't forget the cosmetic procedure he had to shorten his jaw.
Of course, his campaign said the procedure was done because he had jaw pain from an old hockey injury.