"We'll bring a screwdriver," said a Kerry aide familiar with what several people called an angry exchange.Dudes. You agreed to the rules. These are your rules. What changed your minds? Did Kerry collapse into a fetal position one too many times during a rehearsal when the light went off? Did Kerry forget that flashing lights loosen his sphincter muscle with often hiliarous, er, I mean, unfortunate results? What sort of president gets spooked by flashing lights?
Two words: Nam flashbacks.