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Kerry the Calculating (anyone noticed his yellow bracelet?)
personal observations by middle schoolers, spun by mom
| LB Armstrong
Posted on 09/30/2004 11:26:49 AM PDT by campfollower
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To: sarasotarepublican
I wish someone would discuss Kerry's cancer condition. After all, the threat of his ill health is very real. No it's not. Treatment for prostate cancer at the stage that Kerry had is almost always 100% successful.
There's plenty to go after Kerry on. Implying that he might still have cancer is a loser, for us.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:37:22 AM PDT
by
sinkspur
("John Kerry's gonna win on his juices. "--Cardinal Fanfani)
To: LiberalBassTurds
Turn that orange hue into a nice crimson in time for tonight's debate.
LBT, I am absolutely dying to see only one thing tonight at the debate - his skin color.
If his handlers have half a brain between 'em, they've got him standing in the shower all day today getting a scrubdown. If he ain't still orange, I'm going to be watching for loofa rash.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:37:40 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: TexasCajun
Make that a
Bristol-Myers Squibb marketing ploy!
...paying Cheryl Crow's pedaling friend big, big bucks!
To: campfollower
Kerry's probably wearing a yellow thong, ankle bracelet, and toe ring as well.
To: campfollower
I've seen similar bracelets on patients in hospitals for the criminally insane.
To: campfollower
I think the yellow bracelet was Lance Armstrong's wifes idea. She made the first one for Armstrong and put their home address on it after she kicked him out of the house for fooling around. So, he could find his way home someday if he wants to see his small children at some point between eating Crow.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:42:09 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
To: Steven W.
I keep waiting for the media to grill him on whether he's healthy enough to be prez, and I keep waiting, and waiting...
You'd have thought Cheney's heart thing was the end of the world, but Kerry's cancer is all but forgotten.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:42:49 AM PDT
by
campfollower
(What did Kerry do? Called 1-800-HANOI)
To: ErnBatavia
If he ain't still orange, I'm going to be watching for loofa rash.
LOL Ern. I bet your right! On the other hand given how inept his team appears to be he could go in this direction....
We'll have to wait and see. :^)
All the best buddy!
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:43:05 AM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
('Beheading' - Target marketing technique for sociopath recruitment.)
To: Josh in PA
You are absolutely right! It does say "Made in China." Holy outsourcing, Batman! At least Kerry has taken a firm stand: he is against cancer.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:43:19 AM PDT
by
ucsd1974
(Russ)
To: Josh in PA
You are absolutely right! It does say "Made in China." Holy outsourcing, Batman! At least Kerry has taken a firm stand: he is against cancer.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:43:56 AM PDT
by
ucsd1974
(Russ)
To: TXBubba
I've never been a fan of people who wear their symbols "for donations" in public. It's like they need the public attention for their humanitarian works. ...Exactly! Like the Good Book says: "Do not give alms before men that you may be seen of then."
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:47:12 AM PDT
by
yankeedame
("Born with the gift of laughter & a sense that the world was mad.")
To: bpjam
"His wife could freaking cure cancer if she wrote a check." It now costs $802 million to bring a new drug to market (according to the Tufts Center).
So maybe not.
However, we'd be more likely to see a cure for cancer if Ms. Heinz-Kerry took a few of her millions and invested tham in biotech companies than by giving her money away to wacko quasi-socialist political organizations. Neither Sen. nor Ms. Kerry seem to have a clue as to how capitalism actually works.
To: campfollower
He's behind the curve: Live Strong is so last week, and he's way too old for kiteboarding, and he catches a ball like a little girl.
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posted on
09/30/2004 11:55:03 AM PDT
by
eno_
(Freedom Lite, it's almost worth defending.)
To: campfollower
Why doesn't President Bush simply wear an MIA bracelet? We still have MIAs from Vietnam even though Senator Kerry went to Vietnam and returned proclaiming loudly there were no more POWs.
To: campfollower
HOw much did Kerry give to Cancer research; should be on his tax returns; right? Maybe someone will ask him; WHAT he gives.
We can be sure he never wore a Veteran's MIA bracelet. Have been wondering who does his manicures as well. . .
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:02:44 PM PDT
by
cricket
(Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
To: ucsd1974
Kerry is against cancer. Implying of course that Bush is FOR cancer.
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:08:54 PM PDT
by
geopyg
(Peace..................through decisive and ultimate VICTORY. (Democracy, whiskey, sexy))
To: ucsd1974
So you heard it here first: the noontime pajama people have discovered something John Kerry is definitively against. Cancer. Thank God we could find common ground.
Thank you for noting it for the record.
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:09:19 PM PDT
by
campfollower
(What did Kerry do? Called 1-800-HANOI)
To: campfollower
Kerry is a low-life exploiter.
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:10:44 PM PDT
by
Tempest
(Click on my name for a long list of press contacts)
To: LiberalBassTurds
I can see you haven't "totally" dropped the lawn jockey idea...!
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:11:49 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: ErnBatavia
LOL! No I haven't. I've collected all the files I need to do it. Just weighing the possibility of a ban versus the number of laughs it may raise. :^)
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posted on
09/30/2004 12:15:37 PM PDT
by
LiberalBassTurds
('Beheading' - Target marketing technique for sociopath recruitment.)
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