How about?
"I can't take a second wife...or third...or fourth... I'm Mormon."
Or, for the Charlotte Prebyterian-USA youth group volunteer just found guilty & sentenced to 5 years for disseminating child porn: "I can't...I'm just a (Pres) bit detained."
Or, for somebody dressed up as John D. Lee as a Halloween spoof: "I can't (massacre settlers)...I'm a Mormon bishop."
Bill Handel of radio station KFI had a show one morning about people who let their 12 year-old kids go to nudist colonies. He defined the numbers and kept talking about how many children were going to these nudist colonies.
I wondered what he was up to.
Then he asked if we knew how many lawsuits had been filed concerning sexual mistreatment of the young girls and boys. The answer: ZERO
Then he said, "How many lawsuits have been filed for sexual mistreatment of young boys and girls against the Catholic Church?"
It's safer to send your 12 year old daughter or son to a nudist colony than it is to send them to church?
ZING.....
I laughed my butt off.....it's not valid reasoning, but I'm sure a few people burned their toast that morning.