[prairiebreeze]

I'm hoping that a technician trips over the power cord and the place goes dark for 5 seconds. Then we will be able to see if Kerry's tan glows in the dark.

Prairie

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

I think I finally figured out why Lurch used suntan in a can.

Viewers won't notice the red light because they'll be too busy looking at his redish skin.

[LadyJMayo]

Sure, I think they should let him remove the lights. Let John Kerry himself do it at 8:00 with all of America watching.

One question...do we cut power to the timing light BEFORE or after he sticks the screwdriver in it?

[OSHA]

Then we will be able to see if Kerry's tan glows in the dark.

His teeth will.