[Ghengis]

I am going to vote because:

I don't want government agents beaming high frequency signals into my brain while I commute each day to and from work.

I don't want George Soros sending me encoded messages while I watch reruns of Captain Nice.

I don't want the theme song from the Mary Tyler Moore show instructing me to kill every chipmunk I come across.

I don't want that each time the timer on a microwave oven goes off, I roll on the floor screaming, "I'm hit! I'm hit!"

That's why I am going to vote.

[TonyInOhio]

I don't want government agents beaming high frequency signals into my brain while I commute each day to and from work.

You need a hat:

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I don't want George Soros sending me encoded messages while I watch reruns of Captain Nice.

Those messages ARE from the sainted Captain, O Unclean One! Heretic! UNBELIEVERRRRRR -- !

:)