"I had a car that took a long time to warm up. Junked it and got a new one that was ready to rock in about 90 seconds." 90 seconds....that's nothing to brag about.

Read it again, Ma'am. It warmed up quick but was good for a 2 hour race.

41 posted on 09/29/2004 7:33:52 PM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik

If the garbage is full, dump it. Don't walk outside, find me in the yard, and tell me it's full.

If you would like the seat down, put it down or don't complain when you have to wipe it clean.

Your husband is not your Dad or your son so quit treating him like it. Your son you can order around and your Dad gives you whatever you ask if you whine enough.

Husbands, you're not your wives son or her Dad so quit letting her treat you like it.

42 posted on 09/29/2004 7:39:18 PM PDT by normy (John Kerry wants us to trust the French and the UN to do the right thing.)

Ok, how come I haven't seen this one yet?!

Ladies...NEVER, EVER try to touch the remote!!!

43 posted on 09/29/2004 7:57:18 PM PDT by codyjacksmom (OH!!! The Hugh-Vanities..... ummmm,uhhhhh, I mean Humanities, yeah thats what I meant.)

To: SnuffaBolshevik

44 posted on 09/29/2004 7:58:55 PM PDT by Arpege92 (We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)

Crying is blackmail

But it works

45 posted on 09/29/2004 8:01:11 PM PDT by Linda Sandoval (Hockeymom for Bush)

Pumpkin is also a fruit.
So is John Kerry-a fruit & the color pumpkin

We have no idea what mauve is.
John Edwards favorite color

46 posted on 09/29/2004 8:04:55 PM PDT by Linda Sandoval (Hockeymom for Bush)

To: Linda Sandoval

Kerry is going through the three stages of a Pumpkin

Bright Orange in late September

Carved up in late October, and

Tossed in the trash in early November.

47 posted on 09/29/2004 8:47:39 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

To: SilentServiceCPOWife

Men are great with colors. Just be prepared to cite the Pantone Matching System code for the color you desire.

Sage is a plant, BTW. Not a color.

48 posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:40 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)

I see this e-mail is sure making the rounds.

49 posted on 09/29/2004 10:33:43 PM PDT by wardaddy

To: Restorer; SandRat

• Shopping is NOT a sport; and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
Except at sporting goods, home center, computer and book stores.

Speaking strictly for myself.

Real men DO NOT "go shopping"!
We "go buying"!

There IS a difference.

51 posted on 09/30/2004 5:41:51 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (I think you can be an honest man and lie about any number of things. Dan Rather to Bill O'Reilly.)

I didn't mean to imply that it was YOUR husband who had that problem. I was talking about my EX. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

53 posted on 09/30/2004 3:14:03 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)

Whether through hunting, sports, or just watching action movies or playing video games, violent activity is how men "bond". It's as beautiful and natural as a group of women having a Tupperware party.

54 posted on 09/30/2004 3:31:09 PM PDT by Ipberg

I said, "Fine, but when I wake up in the middle of the night and fall in the toilet, you won't get any sleep for the rest of the night I'm going to be so mad!"

And my reply would have been fine; if you get up in the middle of the night and find the seat "wet" don't blame me.

This particular "game" really gets. 50% of the people on this planet can determine what position the seat is in and adjust it according to their need. What's wrong with the other 50%?

55 posted on 09/30/2004 3:34:23 PM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)

This is not mine either but I thought it appropriate for this thread....

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to
protect her from the rat race...
you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ...
you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time
for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a
good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
.... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low
pay ... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal
opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's
sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her
.... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you
.... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep
in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're
vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after
something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're
full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her
anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

56 posted on 09/30/2004 3:35:04 PM PDT by PushinTin

To: Boiling point

If you want what I ordered, order your own, don't eat it off of my plate.

YES!!

57 posted on 09/30/2004 3:35:55 PM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)

The only reason on earth God put women on earth is to give real men someplace to sheath their manhood for the night where it would stay warm and wet, ready for the next day's use.

58 posted on 11/28/2004 6:37:36 PM PST by stratous

- no self respecting man takes a woman on a date an allows her to pay. (even if she "invited")

- Real men don't brag about being a hero.

59 posted on 11/28/2004 7:07:27 PM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)

60 posted on 11/28/2004 7:09:09 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Typing incoherently on FR since May '98.)

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