Male vanity in a politician is just creepy

Jewish World Review ^ | July 12, 2004 | Bernadette Malone

[ColoCdn]

Former Oompa Bernadette opines:

"Then there were the reports — impossible not to believe once you've compared his before and after photos — that Kerry receives Botox treatments to diminish his wrinkles. I thought it was great that his wife admits to using Botox, but women are supposed to be vain. The thought of my next President lying back in the dermatologist's chair to have botulism bacteria injected into his facial muscles so his eyebrows and smile will freeze in place and look taut makes me queasy.

In 2000 it was reported that Al Gore had found a new way to apply his make-up: He had a cosmetologist spray-gun a fine mist of orange paint onto his face. (No danger to the ozone layer, rest assured.) I admit that the time I had to wear a white dress with spaghetti straps to a dance, I first patronized Hollywood Tans, where I stood in a tin box the size of a telephone booth and allowed strategically placed jet streams to bathe me with bronzing chemicals. But again: the fairer sex is allowed to be vain. Vain men are just plain creepy."

[NYC GOP Chick]

Botox and fake tans ... just the sort of metrosexual cake-boy we need in the White House to go up against people that train for years to fly planes into our buildings, and videotape themselves beheading fathers, and live to die in glorious Jihad.

Can you just imagine him getting up every morning, putting aside the daily threat matrix report and asking Teresa: "Do these pants make my ass look fat???"

[kitkat]

***Can you just imagine him getting up every morning, putting aside the daily threat matrix report and asking Teresa: "Do these pants make my ass look fat???"***

Yes, I can! I can imagine it without any trouble at all.