Posted on 09/29/2004 1:04:13 PM PDT by CPT Kelly G
Remember Algore's heavy sighing and eye rolling from 2000? Remember Reagan "not making an issue of his opponents's youth and inexperience" in his debate with Mondale? What will be THE zinger of these debates that will be remembered for time eternity???
Here's mine: I would LOVE to see President Bush return Kerry's ribbons (found these on the lawn, Senator...thought yo might want them back now).
What's yours??
"On behalf of Senator Kerry, I apologize to all the Vietnam vets the Senator has accused of war crimes (hope you don't mind)...by the way, which war crimes did you say you committed, Senator?"
I heard that the senator was disappointed that he couldn't bring a gun to the debate to shoot me. Even if had brought one I wouldn't be worried. Seems like he's only capable of shooting off his mouth or shooting himself in the foot.
BUSH: "John, orange you about finished?"
LOL! ROFLMAO
Also...he has more religions
Senator Kerry, just who the hell actual pronounces it Jenjhis Con anyway?
I think the biggest "zinger" of all would be for George W. Bush to tell the truth about John Kerry's wild-eyed claims. "Senator, that's not true, and you know it's not true."
Name one accomplishment you have had as a Senator. Just one.
the winner
"There are two sides to every story and Kerry has told all three."
Bush: I have always said that my opponent's service in Vietnam was honorable. Unfortunately, he seems to be unable to agree on that point, even with himself.
"Nice tan!"
BUSH: It's pronounced IDEALLLLL's (not idears), Senator."
That's cool with me, too. Your "zinger" is the type I was thinking of...
Senator, tell us more about the atocities you said you commited during your four months service in Vietnam.
I think Bush already had the best dig when he said during a stump speech that "The Senator has so many different positions he could argue with himself for 90 minutes."
"With respect, Senator Kerry, is that your final answer? because I'd really hate to begin responding and have you change your position before I finish."
I'd like to hear a single unscripted question, followed by an unrehearsed answer that actually answers the question asked.
And since there will not be a single one of those, I will not be watching.
These "debates" are nothing of the sort. They are yet another part of the infomercials that call themselves a presidential campaign.
BUSH: It's pronounced IDEALLLLL's (not idears), Senator."
LOL! I know it kills me every time I hear "idears".
Bush: I would like to address the position taken by my opponent, and will as soon as he settles on one.
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