Debate Zingers (What would you like to see or hear?)

[tame]

"On behalf of Senator Kerry, I apologize to all the Vietnam vets the Senator has accused of war crimes (hope you don't mind)...by the way, which war crimes did you say you committed, Senator?"

[Kirkwood]

I heard that the senator was disappointed that he couldn't bring a gun to the debate to shoot me. Even if had brought one I wouldn't be worried. Seems like he's only capable of shooting off his mouth or shooting himself in the foot.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

BUSH: "John, orange you about finished?"

LOL! ROFLMAO

[CPT Kelly G]

Also...he has more religions

[commish]

Senator Kerry, just who the hell actual pronounces it Jenjhis Con anyway?

[Mr. Jazzy]

"Drinkin' a little too much orange juice there, John?"



"Trying to win over a few more votes from Syracuse University, Johnny boy?"

[r9etb]

I'd like to hear no "zingers" at all -- they're stupid political tricks that detract from what little good the debates do.

I think the biggest "zinger" of all would be for George W. Bush to tell the truth about John Kerry's wild-eyed claims. "Senator, that's not true, and you know it's not true."

[Duoshoes]

Name one accomplishment you have had as a Senator. Just one.

[tioga]

"Senator, is that your final answer?"

the winner

[Callahan]

"There are two sides to every story and Kerry has told all three."

[SlowBoat407]

Bush: I have always said that my opponent's service in Vietnam was honorable. Unfortunately, he seems to be unable to agree on that point, even with himself.

[Argh]

"Nice tan!"

[tame]

KERRY: It's pronounced nu-CLEAR (not nucular), Mr. President.

BUSH: It's pronounced IDEALLLLL's (not idears), Senator."

[CPT Kelly G]

That's cool with me, too. Your "zinger" is the type I was thinking of...

[intolerancewillNOTbetolerated]

Senator, tell us more about the atocities you said you commited during your four months service in Vietnam.

[kjam22]

I think Bush already had the best dig when he said during a stump speech that "The Senator has so many different positions he could argue with himself for 90 minutes."

[azhenfud]

"With respect, Senator Kerry, is that your final answer? because I'd really hate to begin responding and have you change your position before I finish."

[freeeee]

What would you like to see or hear?

I'd like to hear a single unscripted question, followed by an unrehearsed answer that actually answers the question asked.

And since there will not be a single one of those, I will not be watching.

These "debates" are nothing of the sort. They are yet another part of the infomercials that call themselves a presidential campaign.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

BUSH: It's pronounced IDEALLLLL's (not idears), Senator."


LOL! I know it kills me every time I hear "idears".

[CharacterCounts]

Bush: I would like to address the position taken by my opponent, and will as soon as he settles on one.