[Mr. K]

The REAL story is that they LIE when they dont have to LIE.

If they had just admitted "yeah he applied a tanning lotion" it would not be nearly as funny.

They lie when the lie makes them look even stupider than the truth.

[lelio]

They lie when the lie makes them look even stupider than the truth.

What I can't understand about the lie is that its so easily shot down: no one gets freaky orange from a couple hours of playing flag football. Doesn't anyone at Kerry HQ ever think these things through? I can't tell if they're just dumb or are so arrogant they think everyone will accept what they say.