John "Rainman" Kerry (above): "Yea... yea... Wanna be president. Yea... president..... George Washington... First president... Yea... Quantas... Never had a crash!.... Yea.... I was in Vietnam.... Vietnam..... Vietnam.....Yea.....Orange....I'm orange..Not agent orange!... Just orange!.....voted for it then against it.....Yea.....bring it on.....where is my bicycle?....need to get some cash.... seen TereSa's purse?....need TereSa's purse....yea....."