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Orange Alert: Fake Tan on the Campaign Trail (Exotic Dancer Says Kerry May Suffer 'Tanorexia')
NY Sun ^
| 9/29/04
| Pia Catton
Posted on 09/29/2004 7:46:32 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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The story of the Oompa Loompa Man goes into his second press cycle..
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:48:37 AM PDT
by
mlbford2
("What self respecting man wears Spandex?" -- Zell Miller)
To: mlbford2
To: Happygal; cyborg; NYC GOP Chick; Xenalyte
Jessica 'Kayla' Conrad, a former stripper and author of the self help book- 'Dance Naked: The Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Hottie.' Okay, who has this book? Hands? ;-)
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:51:10 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Terrorists aren't afraid of "nuance.")
To: gopwinsin04
wait...wait...wait!!!!
Lookee what newspaper this was in....the new york SUN!!!!!
bwahhhaaaahhhhaaahhhaaa
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:51:28 AM PDT
by
connor_in
(Opus&Bill in '08)
To: gopwinsin04
We knew it would finally come: Kerry's Dukakis Moment
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:51:56 AM PDT
by
Rutles4Ever
("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
To: gopwinsin04
And in Mr. Kerry's case, he's going for a specific look. 'It's all about the sex appeal,' she said. 'It lends him a Kennedy-esque, time spent boating quality.'
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:53:52 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(Oh...am I supposed to read the article???)
To: gopwinsin04
While President Bush looks rugged, Kerry looks rouged.
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:54:00 AM PDT
by
Sabatier
(Orange you glad Kerry isn't President?)
To: gopwinsin04
Hehehe... he's used the tan-in-a-bottle to try to convince the hispanic vote that he is "one of them"....
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:56:22 AM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Islam - the cult of Satan - The DemocRAT Party= Acolytes of SATAN)
To: Sabatier
Jessica 'Kayla' Conrad, a former stripper and author of the self help book- 'Dance Naked: The Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Hottie.'
Okay, who has this book? Hands? ;-)
Never mind the book....where's the pic.....you know the rules.............
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:56:41 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(<img src="http://photopile.com/photos/dead/auctions/146584.jpg">)
To: gopwinsin04
Bush should comment during the debate that contrary to persistent rumors, Homeland Security is not using Kerry's face to notify the public about the alert levels.
When Kerry gets upset about the comments on his unusual coloration, Bush should reassure the viewers that we haven't gone to condition "red."
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:57:06 AM PDT
by
5by5
To: gopwinsin04
when you look in the mirror and think your never tan enough The same thing happened to my sister when she wanted to get a head start on a tan. She was using Coppertone QT (quick tan) which has a protein compound which combines with some proteins in the skin to produce the "tan".
Since the process takes some time, the skin shows almost no change at first but it 'develops' over several hours. Like so many, my sister didn't realize it until too late and her color was more orange than tan. It looked so phony she stayed home and out of site for most of a week.
I definitely recognize that color on Kerry and I'm sure a lot of others do also.
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:57:08 AM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Rap is to music what the Etch-A-Sketch is to art.)
To: TheBigB
Okay, who has this book? Hands?
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:58:27 AM PDT
by
Fintan
(Oh...am I supposed to read the article???)
To: Rutles4Ever
To: TheBigB; Fintan
How about a cover shot of the author?
To: Fintan
Don't give Kerry any good ideas, that may help Kerry win back the women's vote.
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
09/29/2004 8:01:27 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
To: gopwinsin04
'It lends him a Kennedy-esque, time spent boating quality.' There's a heartfelt love for tanned, preppie New Englanders with boarding school accents out there in middle America. What a cluedog.
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posted on
09/29/2004 8:01:33 AM PDT
by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: spokeshave
Never mind the book....where's the pic.....you know the rules.............You beat me to it>
REPEAT. WHERE ARE THE PICS?????
To: Mike Bates
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