"Welcome to the CBS Evening News. I would like to take this opportunity to resign my position. It turns out that very soon I will be coming into an enormous amount of money. While I can't give the details, I will say that I am helping the Nigerian people. So I am resigning so I don't have to take any more right-wing crap.
Oh, yeah. I plan on giving 1/2 of the 100 million I get from the Nigerians to Craig Sherhold.
Courage."
Idiot alert : here = hear. [yes, yes, I know...]
Looks like cBS is attacking the people that buy thier sponsors products. I'll remember this when I go shopping.