Tee shirt at the Reagan airport-
There are only two teams, the Redskins
and any team who beats the Cowboys.
In Texas, home of the Dallas Cowboys, Bush is going to give Kerry a big can of whoopass, like some of the Roy Williams hits from last night's glorious victory over the hated Redskins -- making 13 wins in the last 14 games against that sorry excuse for an NFL team.
In Washington D.C., home of the Washington Redskins and many other assorted losers, Kerry is going to kill Bush.
Any questions?
I had one:
"I'll root for the Cowboys when they play the Russians"
This was back in the 80s of course.
Exactly :)
And those two teams are obviously mutually exclusive.