TERESA HEINZ KERRY IS CREEPILY CRAZED AND CRUDE, NOT DELIGHTFULLY ECCENTRIC AND EXOTIC

http://michnews.com/artman/publish/article_5203.shtml ^ | Sept. 22, 2004 | MICHAEL GAYNOR

[Blogger]

See http://michnews.com/artman/publish/article_5203.shtml

[Moconservative]

Ter-ray-zuh as first lady. That would be a disaster. It would be a nightmare we would have to relive everyday. Vote for George Bush.

[COURAGE]

These newbies do not know how to post.

[Blogger]

Thank you for the welcome.

[eclectic]

Arguments are won with persuasive gallantry,
Not with mediocre poetry.
The author surely uses some interesting rhymes,
But it all adds up to a grating chime

[Blogger]

Dear eclectic, I never knew
A Tuhrayzah fan were you?

[koolaidsmile]

I can picture W at home with his family doing normal things. But I try to think of The Tangerine Dream at home with Terrorizza and all I come up with is Gomez and Morticia Adams at best. Maybe Weirdley and Creepella Grusome from the Flintstones. Nothing human.

[television is just wrong]

I'll agree with crazed, etc.

Also no class.

[GAGOPSWEEPTOVICTORY]

Welcome to FR. That one was a little tough to post. You couldn't just cut and paste the article without knowing something about HTML.

TERESA HEINZ KERRY IS CREEPILY CRAZED AND CRUDE, NOT DELIGHTFULLY ECCENTRIC AND EXOTIC
By Michael J. Gaynor
Sep 22, 2004

Teresa Heinz Kerry, aka Mozambique Freak,
Thankfully, is one of a kind. Truly unique.

A woman, to be sure.  But, truly a lady?  NOT.
So Teresa's not qualified for the First Ladyship slot.

Laura Bush is a First Lady in whom Americans rightly take pride.
They are not going to replace her with John Kerry's second bride. 

To the highest bidder, the First Ladyship is NOT for sale.
That's why wealthy Teresa Heinz Kerry's campaign will fail.

Teresa used the word "unAmerican" and then denied it.
When pressed by an interviewer, Teresa pitched a fit.

Vulgar Teresa told the interviewer to "shove it,"
And thought that the masses would just love it.

Teresa then said four more years of Bush would be "four more years of hell."
But Teresa's harsh hyperbole did not make her husband's campaign jell.

Teresa said hurricane victims should go around without clothes.
Perhaps she really thought THAT would comfort them, I suppose.

Widowed Teresa married a man who's a hero Hanoi
What a guy with whom the rich widow chose to alloy.

With a carefully drafted prenuptial agreement, of course.
An aging, rich widow like clever Teresa plans well for a divorce.

After all, John Kerry may stray, and he will lose the Presidential race.
So supposedly Catholic Teresa must be ready to bail out, just in case.

Hypocritical Teresa is telling the voters to put their trust and confidence
In a man in whom she does not. Too bad for her the voters are not dense.

The voters will make up their own minds, not obey Teresa's commands.
Leaving temperamental Teresa to swear in disgust, and throw up her hands.

For Teresa is creepily crazed and crude, not delightfully eccentric and exotic.
Perhaps Teresa's lame excuse will be...idiosyncratic reaction to an antibiotic.

[Blogger]

Thank you! I do know HTML, I must confess. Just didn't think to go into the source code. Thank you again!

[katdawg]

TERESA HEINZ KERRY IS CREEPILY CRAZED AND CRUDE, NOT DELIGHTFULLY ECCENTRIC AND EXOTIC


That's an understatement.

[Bronzewound]

See Post #9.

Now, see, that is what you should have done...to be nice.

[DugMac]

Hey go easy she was once bitten by a Moose.

[katdawg]

You mean John Kerry? ;)

[eclectic]

Granted, Terayza is creepy beyond belief
Now, do you feel a sudden relief?

[Blogger]

Oh, I heard that moose bites can be nasty!

[Blogger]

Relieved and suddenly very cheery
to know you understand Ms. Heinz-Kerry

[bpjam]

Apparently there is not a single serious member of the media who will actually ask the question - "Are Americans actually willing to have this woman as their First Lady?"

If you actually polled this one, it would be surprisingly ugly. She might carry the demo-rat base but there is no way that even half of America thinks that she would make a fitting 1st lady. And NOBODY is talking about it!!! Even Billyboy had to hide Hitlery for the last 4 months of the 1992 race because she was nuclear. Apparently, the media must already believe that Kerry is going to lose or somebody would be making a name for themselves exposing one of the key reasons that Kerry isn't presidential (He doesn't have anybody to be First Lady).

[FreeKeys]

 
 
 

Christopher Hitchens call Terroreeeeza a "loose cannon" HERE.
 
 
 
 

graphic source: http://boortz.com/images/right_stuff_1.jpg
found at:  http://boortz.com/nuze/200409/09272004.html

[Darkwolf377]

"I can picture W at home with his family doing normal things. But I try to think of The Tangerine Dream at home with Terrorizza and all I come up with is Gomez and Morticia Adams at best. Maybe Weirdley and Creepella Grusome from the Flintstones. Nothing human."

They hang around with their friends and speak French, probably about how those horrid little people don't want a One World Government, and if only they'd listen to us, we could dictate how they spend their money.

I've worked around rich people, did so from an early age. I've never made a lot of money, and have had a lot more fun than the rich folks I worked with. Not saying that's the case with all rich folks, but I'm fine with it.