The Hard-core Kool-aid drinking Keysters remind me just a bit of the Mormoms - The Mormons go through the Marriage Announcements in the papers and basically "marry" everyone into their church, whether they are mormons or not... Keysters retroactively make every major conservative policy a "Keyesian" policy...
(I was a conservative long before I ever knew squat about Keyes, but I guess that makes me a "Keyesian Conservative"...)