I must admit that if it were truely on fire I would have to tune in and watch it burn on Fox!!
Me too! I'd tune in anywhere and watch (except for SeeBS of course, since it would theoretically be on fire and therefore unable to broadcast 8^). Yep, I'd be watching and cheering every lick of the flames, popcorn in hand. Heck, if I was nearby I might even show up to roast a few hot dogs.