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To: areafiftyone
I don`t get it...Why wouldn`t you want to serve under this guy?

John Kerry is running for President..And he wants you to know....

he is well balanced...

 

he fears no obstacle..

 

he shows power in style....

 

he is manly....

 

..uhhhh...well sort of manly....

 

But at least he can turn orange on command.

 

Just like the Oompa Loompas!

 

Plus he likes Orange bowling. Don`t you do too?

 

And he is racially sensitive....

 

And he is intimidated by steelworkers (as we all are).

 

Plus he can step on the US flag while speaking about why he loves the flag...

 

But he is reporting for Duty!

 

And he gets soccer balls stuck to his forehead from the botox leaking out.......

 

Oh yes, and he is reporting for duty......

 

And he`s afraid of getting hit in the face by a football

 

Ouch I say!

 

And he knows how to cut in line and step over ropes for a photo op...

 

And he can imitate a monkey....

 

And he also has a cool finger that has mutated freakishly long from constant use pointing blame at other people..

 

So here he comes...

 

THE BIGGEST FREGGIN` DORK TO EVER RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

JOHN `EFFEN KERRY!!

"Mama! Wawa! Goo goo! Mama! Wawa!"

 

Vote Kerry this election day and support his fulltime hobby.


27 posted on 09/28/2004 12:22:14 PM PDT by Imaverygooddriver ( What`s the difference between Windows XP and John Kerry? Windows XP works once in a while.)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

Absolutely beautiful!


29 posted on 09/28/2004 12:24:01 PM PDT by ohiobluesuiter (We've got better hair! -John Kerry)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

Thanks for the collection!


30 posted on 09/28/2004 12:27:58 PM PDT by andyk
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To: Imaverygooddriver

That is awesome


33 posted on 09/28/2004 12:34:59 PM PDT by bmorrishome (The news media, sometimes I felt like I had as much to fear from them as I did the Iraqis -soldier)
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To: Imaverygooddriver

Very good!


48 posted on 09/29/2004 6:18:17 AM PDT by RightWingMama
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