What would the Kerry White House have sent back? An explanation of how Pari should be more tolerant of her family's size because "families come in all sizes, shapes, colors, gender-makeups, and varieties" and how she should be proud of their efforts to have a small family so as not to "contribute to pollution and wildlife encroachment caused by humans." They would have gone on to tell her that she should overcome her lonliness by adopting a whale and joining the Peace Corps.
Im sorry I know you were making a serious point, but I just ruined a keyboard after reading your post. LOL! Very well stated!