"Can you imagine Bush wearing makeup like these girly men?!"
You HAVE to wear makeup for TV, or else your face shines.
Um, I know you have to wear makeup. You missed the "like these girly men" part. That means coloring his hair (he said back in 1999 or so that he would never do that), eye shadow, lipstick and rouge. I meant girlish makeup, not regular tv makeup.
I'm not dumb. But thanks for treating me like I was.