Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

[Lil'freeper]

I must sheepishly confess to having a similar experience. The stuff is nasty. Not only does it turn you into a carrot, but the smell is awful. (like burnt, chemical, carrot)

[gopwinsin04]

[Quilla]

I agree with you - those rosy cheeks are blusher applied by a Republican makeup artist! LOL!

[Texas Mom]

I noticed his sudden tan (?) this morning when I saw a clip from yesterday. I think he must have been to a tanning booth or had the tan sprayed on. It sure was sudden .

[cyncooper]

Didn't Gore get all pasty faced during his debate?

One debate Gore was got up to look like Ronald Reagan. Darker hair, combed back, rouged cheeks. Can you imagine Bush wearing makeup like these girly men?!

[LIConFem]

It has to be his pancreas.

I had a stack of pancreas for breakfast this morning. I'm still white as a sheet.

[backinthefold]

 That just HAS to be that cheap instant tan stuff. Makes you look like a walking carrot.

 

Wouldn't his palms be orange too??

 

nevermind

[Chemist_Geek]

What is the deal with lunatic candidates turning colors?

[Let's Roll]

Obviously the "October Surprise" - well the dims have always been masters of unintended consequences.

[Lurking in Kansas]

He's changing colors for fall!

ROFLMAO! Too funny, you win for best line!!!

[Pete]

What in the world is he going to do? He looks absolutely rediculous. If he still hasn't got his voice back, in the first debate he is going to look like the opening-the-ark seen from Indiana Jones. The guy is literally imploding.

[marty60]

Ditto that. He can't even keep his original looks. skerry flip flops on his looks.

[Freepdonia]

John Kerry, you get NOTHING!! You LOSE!! Good day sir!!!

- W. Wonka
3 Nov

[Wolverine]

It's almost October. He's getting ready for Halloween.

 

HAR HAR

[Mo1]

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

You owe me new keyboard .. LOL!!

[Lijahsbubbe]

Sheesh. It even came across as horribly orange on TV. What is he thinking? Does he really think people won't figure it out?

And that bracelet thing, how immature is that. I know what it's for, but it reminds me of a junior high fad. Hes' been wearing it for months.

In a presidential campaign and running around with a bracelet on his wrist. He's weird.

[chris1]

A tanning bed looks a lot better thanb this crap on his face. This is some cream for sure. Plus, when you sweat, it runs. By thursday, don't be surprised if you see a mess of a man. He might look like a clown.

[Quilla]

I'm sure Kerry is embarrassed by all this talk about his skin tone. I wonder how long it takes for a spray on or otherwise artificial tan to wear off. He's going to look like an idiot Thursday for more than one reason.

[I still care]

I remember for one debate Gore was orange also. Maybe it's a democrat thing.

They lie, and their skin turns orange.

[sarasotarepublican]

Someone needs to point out what an excellent example this is for a cancer survivor...

Republicans are just too polite. Why someone hasn't brought up his cancer issue is a true mystery. It could be done very tastefully. A request to open his medical records would be a good start.