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Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern

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To: jern
Didn't they ever hear of a guy turning prematurely orange?

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

41 posted on 09/28/2004 6:49:55 AM PDT by Mike Bates (You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
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To: zeaal
Eating too many carrots.

During my post-college beach city days in LA, there were always recent grads from east coast schools moving in to sample the lifestyle. Some took to it like ducks in water, while some struggled to fit in. There was one guy who looked so out of place, that he decided to try the full radical: bleached hair and some sort of skin dye - he literally turned orange. His excuse? Too many carrots - LOL.

42 posted on 09/28/2004 6:49:57 AM PDT by lemura
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To: backinthefold

...and could that be pink lip gloss he's wearing?


43 posted on 09/28/2004 6:50:10 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: gopwinsin04

hehehehehehe


44 posted on 09/28/2004 6:50:17 AM PDT by marty60
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To: jern

Someone needs to point out what an excellent example this is for a cancer survivor...


45 posted on 09/28/2004 6:50:28 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Please keep the temperature of this tagline above 68 degrees...)
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To: jern

John's just reaching out to darker-skinned voters...


46 posted on 09/28/2004 6:50:29 AM PDT by Kenton ("Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid" - Damon Runyon)
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To: jern

That just HAS to be that cheap instant tan stuff. Makes you look like a walking carrot.


47 posted on 09/28/2004 6:50:38 AM PDT by asgardshill (Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
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To: EllaMinnow

Thank you for the ping!

For some reason the thread pictures yesterday of "before and after" didn't look very stark. Then I saw the video of Kerry yesterday on tv and actually let out an audible "EEK" upon seeing this weird phenomenon.

Then later Brit Hume told us that it had been noticed and the Kerry campaign asked about it, and true to form they lied and said nothing extraordinary had been done to produce this hue.

Liars! (Someone on that other thread said he's looking more like a porn star. Maybe he should wear a nice cravat?)


48 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:06 AM PDT by cyncooper (Have I mentioned lately that I despise the media?)
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49 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:13 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: jern

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!


50 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:24 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Lil'freeper

I was going to say the same thing -- the tanning lotion starts giving off an orange glow. My daughter tried some of this crap when she was going to the prom and wanted no tan lines.

Looked great for prom night -- next day it had an orange glow! Last time she ever used it! :)


51 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by PhiKapMom (AOII Mom -- Oklahoma is Reagan Country and now Bush Country -- Vote for Dr. Tom)
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To: cyncooper
He looks like the turkey he is.


52 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:50 AM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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To: jern

Brit Hume mentioned it last night on Fox.

They showed a clip of Kerry from a few days ago, and then a recent clip, and Brit said something to the effect of "don't adjust your TVs", Kerry's face has changed color.


53 posted on 09/28/2004 6:51:56 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: babaloo
Wasn't Algore orange in one of the debates?

No. That was heavy pancake makeup, applied with a bricklayer's trowel.

54 posted on 09/28/2004 6:52:08 AM PDT by sinkspur ("John Kerry's gonna win on his juices. "--Cardinal Fanfani)
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To: jern

FOFL .. I'm thinking he over dosed on the tanning cream


55 posted on 09/28/2004 6:52:10 AM PDT by Mo1 (Why is the MSM calling the Vietnam Vets and POW's a suspected group??)
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To: snooker
Don't sleep in the tanning machine.

Now there are only two times Kerry hasn't done a "180"; an SF180 and in the tanning machine.

56 posted on 09/28/2004 6:52:50 AM PDT by LZ_Bayonet
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To: jern
Kerry sits down at a bar.
Bartender asks him:

"Why the Orange face?"

57 posted on 09/28/2004 6:53:18 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: jern
If he turns any more orange, he'll be saying, "It's Clobberin' Time!"
58 posted on 09/28/2004 6:53:32 AM PDT by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: babaloo

If I remember right he had big red/pink cheeks from his make-up.


59 posted on 09/28/2004 6:53:32 AM PDT by dawn53
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To: jern

This guy is so uncomftorable with who he is. The tanning cream will be a disaster. Shades of the Gore make-up situation in 2000


60 posted on 09/28/2004 6:53:37 AM PDT by slowhand520
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