:) hehehehe...that might be our next step...flashlight & dog. except my mom's dogs are the only ones around, and the 3 of them together weigh about 10 pounds. hmmm...back to the drawing board...
I have THREE dogs I can loan you; two black labs and a chocolate. All of them will bark up a storm and scare the heck out of any Bush hater. :-)
I love the part about the license plate and breath test . . . pretty quick thinker to lock the doors with the car running too . . . :-)