The last President we had who was crippled by his obssession with minutia was Jimmy Carter. What a disaster that was! Remember Jimmy's controlling the keys to the White House tennis court?
Times now are far too dangerous to put a Mr Whipple in the White House to spend his time squeezing the Charmin.
This was exactly my thought. If he can't manage the campaign, how the hell is he going to manage the gov't etc???