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The Night John Kerry Died
Oh the night that John Kerry's campaign died, is a night I'll never forget
All of the Democrats got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet;
'Course they didn't need a bottle for every man to be a feelin' gay
Barney Frank came with Teddy Kennedy and his boys, some sad music for to play
Even though they had no respect for John Kerry
Though he was dishonoured, they were still filled with foolish pride;
They loved their sin and shame and they winked at one another
And every drink in the place was full the night John Kerry died
As Mrs. Kerry-Once-Again-Heinz stood on a table pouring out her grief
Carville and his gang came tearing down the street
Tallying and retallying the votes they'd stole
That they hadn't stolen enough left them feeling out of power cold
About two o'clock in the morning after empty'ing the jug
Sandy Berger rolled up his socks to prove he wasn't bugged
They stopped the 60 Minutes clock so Mike McCurry couldn't tell the time
And at a quarter after two they argued the polls wouldn't close in St. Louis til nine
They stopped the hearse on George Bush Street outside the GOP Saloon
They all went in at half past eight and staggered out like usual, buffoons
They went up to the graveyard, acting crazy like the Wellstone time
Found out when they got there, they'd left all credibility behind!
Oh the night that John Kerry died, is a night I'll never forget
All of the Democrats got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet;
'Course they didn't need a bottle for every man to be a feelin' gay
Barney Frank came with Teddy Kennedy and his boys, some sad music for to play
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