[sourcery]

I have broadband.

Which requires a broadband modem. It's that device with blinking lights connected to your computer via an ethernet cable.

[John Lenin]

And Vanity Fair writer Dominick Dunne said, "I love Dan Rather. I'm so sad for him. I feel sorry for him. I think someone set him up."

Yeah. Must have been that evil Karl Rove. Or was it RogerOliver Stone? Or Scooter Libby? Or my four-year-old?