Or offer Bill Clinton the job of 'Supreme Overlord of Cascadia, and Defender of the Berkely Pact'. Just because he can't be President of the United States again doesn't mean he can't be President of Cascadia. Anyone think he'd pass up the job? Because you know they'd all vote him back in.
As long as the contract permitted him "an unlimited number of BJ's per day", he'd be happy.
Splendid thought - !
Everyone would be happy - and that's the way it should be -
He would be out of America(for good, I would hope) and that state would get someone they justly deserve - :)
Of course - he might do to them what he did to America - sell them out - but then this state is into taking chances!