Records Show Bush Skipped Kiwanis Breakfast in 1972

Broken Newz ^ | 24 Sep 04 | William Grim

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I heard President Bush was gigged for not having his shoe soles spit shined while in basic training.

How can a man who was gigged, fight and win two wars and get an enemy nation to stop its nuclear research (Libya) be considered a leader? :)

[Hunble]

Actually, when I returned from Germany in 1978, I was assigned to Ft. Benning Georgia.

If you were not a Mason in this Army unit, then you could forget about any promotions.

I refused to be forced into something that I did not believe in, and was rapidly re-assigned to another unit in Illinois.

Sometimes, this can get very serious.

[GaltMeister]

Worse than that, people say everytime GW lined up for an inspection, he was told to get a haircut and shine his boots!

Wow, wait till that hits DUmieland, I can see their reaction now:

This is the SKOKING GUN that PROVES Chimpy McAWOL is NOT QUALIFIED!!! Start the IMPEACHMENT NOW! Get * the selected out of AL GORES HOUSE! BUSH IS TOAST! THIS HAS LEGS!

[etradervic]

The question is did George Bush have breakfast that day and if so what did he have and where did he eat it?

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>Isn't that what selecting "Humor" in the topics section does.

That's not obvious enough for some people...

[PappyM]

I finally figured out how to post/reply. Anyway, i thought it was one of the funniest things i've read/heard in a while.

[BobS]

"ROFL ... an honest man! ;-)"

Back from the latrine. There must be some story about Bush that can be passed to whoever that is believable enough.

I'm thinking along the lines of Cheech and Chong get kicked out of VN and meet Jane Fonda, Abbie Hoffman and Jerry Rubin have a street party in Chicago. Something that supports vets and makes fun of the VVAW. Just a rough idea.

[skinkinthegrass]

..show up every day..

{smirk}..like in the Senate in Washington, D.C. for the past 18 Months. :^)

[No Longer Free State]

I cracked up just reading the headline in the Forum.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Oh, MAAAAN!! I can hardly answer the phones I'm laughing so hard at this exchange! Thanks for a great and hilarious read!!

Bob and I are here simply to provide entertainment. If you like what you hear send Bob $1.92 and the same to me. To simplify things you may include the $146,212 entertainment tax in my check.

[O Neill]

Kerry just announced in a speech that had he been a Member, he would have organized the Kiwanis almost entirely differently... breaking on Sludge...

[BobS]

Worse than that, he didn't iron his uniform. He wore the same uniform he had on when he climbed on a table at the Officers Club the Sunday night before!

[GaltMeister]

Kerry just announced in a speech that had he been a Member, he would have organized the Kiwanis almost entirely differently... breaking on Sludge...

But later on in that same interview, he flip-flopped and said he would have done it exactly the same way as Bush, only better.

[BobS]

Donations to FR should be tax-deductable.

[skinkinthegrass]

George Bush went through the express lane with more than 15 items...

...look on the bright side, @ least he'll know the price of milk @ the debates, though...the "French Poddle" (looking very shocked and dazed) sKERRY, shall defer to his personal valet/butler for the price of these items. :^)

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[socal_parrot]

¿Por qué?

[ConservativeMan55]

It’s just kind of funny because it’s exactly what the left always tries to do to Conservatives.

Even though it’s satire.. it’s really close to the real deal.

[skinkinthegrass]

Its going to be very strange, during these upcoming debates.
I wonder if anyone is takin' bets on how much "dead air"
(Team OBambi / OBiden Dumb & Dumber :) are going to collect.....