Posted on 09/24/2004 2:55:48 PM PDT by NavVet
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll take a stack of steaming-hot flapjacks, butter and syrup, sausage, homefries, biscuits and gravy, and a couple of glasses of cold whole milk. Reminds me of the saturday morning Boy Scout Pancake Breakfasts back in the early 60s.
It's not much sillier than the real spin the RATS are pushing: "Bush is worse than Hitler. How do we know this? Well he missed a scheduled physical in 1972."
Geez, I think GWB oughta be shot for this. This is the kind of thing that makes the whole world hate the U.S. It's no wonder we have global warming.
The only time this rule did not apply was in 74 when the Super Bowl was at Rice Stadium and screwed up the entire month.
The way to phrase it is "Bush is Hitler because he missed a doctor's appointment in 1972". THAT is sillier.
Now that I have re-read the original post, I am convinced that CBS has forged this document.
Aunt Jemima will be mighty dissapointed!
Sincerely,
L. Cabin
It's a joke! Relax and take your shoes off with the beverage of your choice!
Kerry's just ticked because it wasn't a waffle breakfast..
No kidding Sherlock, so was mine!
Doesn't Bush know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day???
I've heard CBS is about to break a story that several Kroger employees are going to reveal that in 1977, George Bush went through the express lane with more than 15 items, and they have the real receipts as proof. I don't think the pajamahadeen will be able to bail him out of this one.
Good God! Anybody that didn't get this and had to have (Humor) placed next to it in order to get it would have to be as naive as your average Kerry supporter.
Devastating.
BobS slinks away into the crowd, in embarrassment red.
ROFL ... an honest man! ;-)
"I wouldn't have just gone to ONE of the Kiwanis meetings George W. Bush missed...I would have gone to almost ALL of the Kiwanis meetings George W. Bush missed!"
Worse than that, people say everytime GW lined up for an inspection, he was told to get a haircut and shine his boots!
Oh, MAAAAN!! I can hardly answer the phones I'm laughing so hard at this exchange! Thanks for a great and hilarious read!!
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