[wideawake]

I don't think I know any white, at-least-nominally-Christian guys who like girls that are voting for Senator Kerry.

[Brilliant]

Every time Kerry opens his mouth, his poll numbers drop.

[atomicpossum]

Kerry Opens Advantage Among Girly-Men

[RockinRight]

I am confident but not complacent. Dubya's gonna win. It's gonna be

VT
RI
CT
MA
NY
DE
MI
CA
DC
IL
HI
ME(split)

for Kerry, the rest to Bush. Bush gets one of Maine's votes. Electoral count 375/163 Bush, if I counted correctly.

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe we can spread a rumor that voting is fattening, to discourage voting by single women (who may still be leaning toward Kerry).

[Constitution Day]

Wow, with such a manly man running against Bush, I don't see how this could be true...< /sarc>