Lando 
Posted on 09/24/2004 9:59:36 AM PDT by screenameinuse
Last month, John Kerry lauded "Lambert Field" during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.) John Kerry also praised the Ohio State Buckeyes football team--during a visit to Michigan. John Kerry throws a football like a girl. NEW! Outraged fans throughout the nation have alerted us to The Great Football Flinch (right). We combed the archives for exculpatory evidence, but as of yet have found none that prevent this damning conclusion: John Kerry can't catch a football at all.
But there's more. See www.footballfansfortruth.us - the newest 527!
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FYI, unnecessary excerpting is frowned upon here. Post the whole article when possible.
I tried. I was limited to 300 characters.
limited to 300 characters.....??
Limited by whom?
Welcome to FR.
Kerry recently said id he is elected he will "keep his eye on the ball". Check the eyes-closed pic of Kerry trying to catch a football.
So much for his keeping his eye on the ball.
When Kerry said in his speech that "Bush Dropped the ball" I had to spit. After seeing what a dufus he is does he expect us to hand the ball to him? I bet he throws medals like a girl too. Lame hockey player too. I wish I was on the ice when he was. I would check him through the boards first chance I got.
I tried to cut and paste the whole article and got a screen error saying that I could only post 300 characters. I thought it was weird, since I'd read much longer stuff here. Mayhap I shall see if I can edit my post.
That's what I get for trying to let people know the truth about Kerry's sports expertise and desire to tell anyone anything that they want to hear. Even when he doesn't know what the heck he's talking about. Which is most of the time.
I love this site - great work.
That is an outrage!!
OKAY, WHO IS THE WORD NAZI?
Well, anyway, LOL!
I like Kerry the Hunter's Ode to Bambi:
"I had a talk with a deer today
we met upon the road some way .
. . between his frequent snorts
He asked me if I sought his pelt
cause if I did he said he felt
quite out of sorts!"
Maybe he will write a poem about the terrorists. Is that what he meant by a more sensitive war?
Football fan pinggggggggg
Yeah, I know.
That was a joke for Eggs.
We follow each around FR troll-hunting.
Lando
LOL!
Sports fans also know that the "prevent defense" usually fails.
These guys are pretty funny! They've bought billboard time thru the election, apparently, for Packer fans on the way to home games in October to see (3 games), one that mentions the "Lambert Field" gaffe.
They're also printing out placards for fans to hold up during the game(s)...LOL.
The site also mentions future "expansion into Michigan", meaning a billboard extolling the virtues of Ohio State, courtesy of John F'n, will likely apppear near Ann Arbor (2 home games for Big Blue in October)sooner rather than later.
"I had a talk with a jihadist today
who was he (going) to bomb, he wouldn't say.
. . between my horse-like snorts
He asked me if, at his soft touch, I would melt
and, blushing, I confessed I liked to be felt
in that secret "special place" in my shorts!"
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