Posted on 09/24/2004 9:47:15 AM PDT by NotchJohnson
TERRREEEEEEZZZA PREDICTS OSAMA "CAPTURE"
I thought the Kerry campaign had Tereeeeza Heinz Kerry locked in a basement somewhere. After her disastrous (and boy do I mean disastrous) speech at the Democratic National Convention (did I mention her speech was terrible?,) The Poodle's people have done their best to muzzle his keeper. Well, here she goes again.
Speaking at a Phoenix fund raiser yesterday, Her Highness raised $1 million for the Democrats and had some pretty interesting things to say. She criticized the Bush administration on tax cuts, the war on terror and the war in Iraq. But what is getting the most attention was her prediction that Osama Bin Laden might be caught before Election Day. "I wouldn't be surprised if he appeared in the next month," said The Poodle's Keeper. The implication being that George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret, so that he can be captured just in time for the election, which would benefit the president. Right.
This completes the left's march off the deep end. You can put this one right up there with the suggestion that George W. Bush had the jetliners flown by remote control into the World Trade Center so that he could start a war and make himself popular. They have now aligned themselves with the Howard Dean-Michael Moore conspiracy wing of the Democratic party. Since they don't like the facts of the situation, they simply concoct an alternate reality to support a theory that suits their ideology. In other words, they just make stuff up.
The rest of what Mrs. Kerry said was standard stump speech material, including the lie that Iraq is a disaster. She also said that she was embarrassed to have received a tax cut supported by President Bush. Hey, if she doesn't want her tax cut, she can send it to me.
The election grows closer by the day....which is welcome news for Osama Bin Laden, who is locked in John Ashcroft's basement.
Don't we have him in a spider hole somewhere, and are waiting until the week before the election to drag him out? LOL!
Come to think of it, nary a word has been heard from ol' H. Ross in a while either...
:^)
Yes. my comment is not about your hat but MS Heinz and her followers or is it drinkers.
I thought he was in Dick Cheney's basement, displayed with a pair of Lynn's panties over his head.
Probably accurate. Jay Leno found Saddam standing in line at the DMV to get a CA driver's license.
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