Posted on 09/24/2004 9:47:15 AM PDT by NotchJohnson
TERRREEEEEEZZZA PREDICTS OSAMA "CAPTURE"
I thought the Kerry campaign had Tereeeeza Heinz Kerry locked in a basement somewhere. After her disastrous (and boy do I mean disastrous) speech at the Democratic National Convention (did I mention her speech was terrible?,) The Poodle's people have done their best to muzzle his keeper. Well, here she goes again.
Speaking at a Phoenix fund raiser yesterday, Her Highness raised $1 million for the Democrats and had some pretty interesting things to say. She criticized the Bush administration on tax cuts, the war on terror and the war in Iraq. But what is getting the most attention was her prediction that Osama Bin Laden might be caught before Election Day. "I wouldn't be surprised if he appeared in the next month," said The Poodle's Keeper. The implication being that George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are keeping Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts a secret, so that he can be captured just in time for the election, which would benefit the president. Right.
This completes the left's march off the deep end. You can put this one right up there with the suggestion that George W. Bush had the jetliners flown by remote control into the World Trade Center so that he could start a war and make himself popular. They have now aligned themselves with the Howard Dean-Michael Moore conspiracy wing of the Democratic party. Since they don't like the facts of the situation, they simply concoct an alternate reality to support a theory that suits their ideology. In other words, they just make stuff up.
The rest of what Mrs. Kerry said was standard stump speech material, including the lie that Iraq is a disaster. She also said that she was embarrassed to have received a tax cut supported by President Bush. Hey, if she doesn't want her tax cut, she can send it to me.
The election grows closer by the day....which is welcome news for Osama Bin Laden, who is locked in John Ashcroft's basement.
He should be easy to capture...
Dead men don't run very fast!
Leave it to the dems to prepare howls of dirision should a major terrorist be captured.
At least this is one issue the dems don't flip-flop on, national security. They're against it.
Haha! I hope we do get him right before the election, just to watch the rats turn inside out. The whailing and the gnashing of the teeth about suspect timing, none of it will matter. There will be no way to avoid at least a five point bounce to easily give Bush the election.
I would just love to see the rats heads explode over that. For me, it would be even sweeter than an outright victory.
Good luck, because he probably died years ago.
Hmmm. Wonder if Terzilla has any hot dope on the whereabouts of Judge Crater and Aimee Semple Macpherson...
Only a fool misses the Clinton inspired sabotage on Kerry's campaign.
I'm sure he feels powerless to fight it.
Rush is right.
The left is hilarious when they are out of power.
Too bad the election isn't a straight up or down vote on Laura Bush vs. Mama T. We could stop discussing the election today - it'd be a done deal.
But wouldn't it be fun to get him 3 days before the election?!? Just think how pissed the Rats would be, and there would be no way to counteract it.
I maintain that would be a sweet, sweet victory. Much better than just a clean win.
Laura Bush should come out publicly and thank her for her confidence in the President's abilities to fight the war on terror, and he looks forward to her vote in November.
LOL!
This BEGS the question? DID she give it BACK?!!! Nah...didn't think so! Bet she didn't give it to a charity either.
So let's see. Kerry mentions "Osama bin Forgotten".
Terrayza follows up with her comments about Osama's capture. I guess if we don't get Osama before the election Bush is soft on terrorism, and if we do get him it's part of an evil, neo-conservative plot. Am I close?
If only Mothership had been delayed 10 minutes, she would have jumped aboard and be on her native moon today. Now the Earthlings are stuck with the Queen.
ET, go home!
This real issue is not do we want Kerry elected President, but do we want Teresa as First Lady?
Bush has always been damned if he does, damned if he doesn't with the lefties.
That's why they can never be appeased.
How about a first lady debate?
If Rove could convince the Dems to do that, he could sell ice cubes to Eskimos.
C
I wouldn't want her even if she was the 'last lady'. Shes probably sterile as a moon rock anyway.
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