Mrs. P just read your post!
Thanks for busting me!!!
You didn't say the load was EXPLOSIVE and you did not have your HAZMAT cards showing. Come on man, public safety is 1st. Ask Minetta, the SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION or is he a god, anyway, he'll agree with me.
It's guys like you that will have us down to our underwear when we board a Greyhound bus and totally nekkid to get on board a dang plane.