"I just want to make it official: I am not raising John's weekly allowance until he does better in the polls!"
Say what you will, there's something about TuhRaySuh that just gets me hotter than a... well, pretty hot. Just imagine TuhRaysuh in black leather undies with those whips and chains, yelling all the time "You idiot! You scumbag! You don't need to wear those clothes!" as she works me over within an inch of unconscious esctacy. Whoa!
Aww, just kidding.