[Christian4Bush]

AHHH, the good people of my home town of Davenport catch a break. They will only have to look at the Breck girl today.

Edwards? That's not a Breck (sorry...break).

A statement that I'd like to see VPOTUS address at the debate is:

"Mr. Edwards, I'd like to talk about your Senate vote on (issue 1), your vote on (issue 2), your vote on (issue 3, and so on).

"I'd like to talk about it, but there is nothing to talk about, seeing as how you were not there to do the job to which the people of North Carolina elected you.

"Meanwhile, you are still accepting your salary, as is your running mate, for a job that you are not doing, yet you have the temerity and the audacity to accuse the Commander-in-Chief and myself of dishonesty. Your comment?"

(stammering)..."uh....mah dad worked ina meeeeeeeeel..."

[concerned about politics]

"Mr. Edwards, I'd like to talk about your..........

.......service in Vietnam. According to your fellow democrats, those who avoided service are cowards. How do you feel about them referring to you as a coward for avoiding your duty to serve? Does that offend you in any way?