Serious: My guess for CBS's "independent panel" would be.
Michael Moore
Joe Lockhart
John Kerry
Barbara Streisand
Sean Penn
Alec Baldwin
Larry Flynt (you know to add some publishing credibility. ..)
Woodward
Bernstein
Helen Thomas
Mark Shields
Eleanor Clift
Clarence Page
John McCain
You've unfairly lumped Larry Flynt in with a bunch of sleazeballs:)