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Poor John, trying to reign in the ketchup queen without knotting the purse strings.
1 posted on 09/21/2004 5:32:28 PM PDT by kattracks
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I'm gunna puke


2 posted on 09/21/2004 5:33:54 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
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She's about the only thing adding life to that campaign.


3 posted on 09/21/2004 5:35:31 PM PDT by Gabz (Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
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"No man works harder for his money than he who marries it."


4 posted on 09/21/2004 5:36:24 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Herein endeth the lesson.)
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Kerry was desperate for her money and Teresa was hard up. She was too obnoxious for a decent man to endure.


5 posted on 09/21/2004 5:36:24 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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This is so incredibly unseemly. To think the teeny-hag and the gigolo are a smattering of votes away from the White House is enough to make me quasy.


6 posted on 09/21/2004 5:36:47 PM PDT by OhMike (He which hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart...we would not die in that man's company.)
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If I was a Billion-heir-ess and had to live with John Kerry, I'd probably act out too. Only worse. ;-)


7 posted on 09/21/2004 5:39:34 PM PDT by Humidston (COMUNIST PARTY (cpusa.org) USED TO HAVE A DIRECT LINK TO MOVEON.ORG. WHERE IS IT TODAY???)
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Sounds to me like she needs her medicines adjusted.


8 posted on 09/21/2004 5:40:24 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious ("A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.")
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Let's not mince words here. Ter-ray-zuh is a broad. She looks like one and sounds like one.


9 posted on 09/21/2004 5:41:56 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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This lady is an effing whack job. But will somebody please buy her a comb! Her hair always looks like she just walked in from a storm. Maybe the John Johns could lend her some hair spray.


10 posted on 09/21/2004 5:42:01 PM PDT by gubamyster
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To: kattracks
They say that opposites attract

Like rich/poor?

11 posted on 09/21/2004 5:42:07 PM PDT by tioga
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(If the Kerrys were Republican, the story would be written like this):

NEW YORK -- They say that opposites attract, and in the case of Sen. John Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry, that may be true -- at least in their public personas.
While the presidential nominee has a reputation for being cold and rigid, his wife is perceived as the exact opposite. She can be outrageous and insulting in public -- dancing or laughing or poking fun at her husband as if he's her straight man. Such as this weekend, when her husband told reporters he was going to spend a Sunday at home working. As she staggered away, Heinz Kerry quipped that he has a tough job: "Putting up with me!"


[snip]

When Kerry returned, Heinz Kerry made a kissing noise as if she were asking him if he kissed the bride. She showed her jealousy, screeching "Was she pretty?" and then wondered with a leer whether she could kiss the groom.

"Absolutely," Kerry said impatiently. "You can do whatever you want."

Heinz Kerry tried to make her way toward the wedding party, but stumbled drunkenly. Kerry grabbed her hand and pulled her back, while she laughed and repeated, "I want to kiss the groom, I want to kiss the groom! Get your freakishly long fingers away from me!"


[snip]The couple recognized a few young reporters in one passing cab, and Heinz Kerry leaned in the window playfully asking, "Where's the bar? Where's the bar?" as if she were going to join them, like she has on numerous other occasions. Her husband finally pulled her away by the hand with a grimace of pain and embarassment on his face.


[snip]

Last spring, Heinz Kerry had told reporters traveling with Kerry: "I'm too old to get embarrassed, and too intoxicated to care!"


13 posted on 09/21/2004 5:44:45 PM PDT by EllaMinnow (Dan would RATHER lie.)
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They say that opposites attract, and in the case of Sen. John Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry, that may be true....

Poor man, rich woman...I guess that's about as opposite as you can get.

15 posted on 09/21/2004 5:50:32 PM PDT by AlaskaErik
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Lets get back to the purpose of the article..........

They're trying to increase the vote-abilty of Kerry by showcasing his 'fun', 'devil-may-care' wife.

Sorry; It doesn't work for me.

16 posted on 09/21/2004 5:50:42 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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These two scumbags have got to be the richest trailer trash anywhere !!!


17 posted on 09/21/2004 5:56:30 PM PDT by Mr. Keys (Sensitive war? French recipe for disaster)
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My first wife was named Theresa.

Still makes my skin crawl.


19 posted on 09/21/2004 6:02:49 PM PDT by Gary - Peters (Kerry Insecure to relinquish Congrssional Job.)
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This is exactly the kind of issue that the world's best campaign consultant cannot deal with - there's no way to dress up this pig. On a gut level - very few people would like to see the White House disgraced by someone like Theresa Heinz-Kerry - and no ad campaign, no slick packaging or message magic will ever change this. End of story.
21 posted on 09/21/2004 6:06:09 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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It would be interesting to see a poll regarding American womens' perception of this woman. Perhaps they've been done, and they're afraid to reveal the results.


22 posted on 09/21/2004 6:07:01 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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Nedra Pickler is a very sharp reporter. I suspect that she wrote this with her tongue well into her cheek.


23 posted on 09/21/2004 6:13:10 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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SPEW!


24 posted on 09/21/2004 6:15:24 PM PDT by Dallas59
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The couple held hands, and were closely followed by reporters, Secret Service agents, eight police cars and the remaining vehicles in the candidate's motorcade.

This sounds like on of those wildly 'spontaneous' moments like when Bill and Hillary danced together on the beach. Ahh,isn't it just too sweet.

28 posted on 09/21/2004 6:35:12 PM PDT by foolscap
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