Harvard Study: Snack Foods And Soda Not Linked To ObesityMy massively-swollen butt and cottage-cheese thighs argue otherwise! My enormous girth takes issue with that claim! My plaqued-out arteries all testify against the researchers of Harvard! Every quivering, sweating, jelly-like inch of me balks at their so-called study! I shall eat ten sticks of butter like snickers bars and wash them down with six Red Bulls to express my indignation!
Bleeeeeck!!!!
Drink the sugar free Monster energy drink! They rock and TASTE GOOD something the Red Bulls don't.