Arrrrgh! I missed it again, matey! I gotta walk the plank.
I think the only thing that could possibly redeem CBS at this point is if they turn on the DNC and claim that they were used by the DNC as a conduit to pass forgeries to influence a campaign. Dan Rather can say that he himself had no idea of the scope of the operation and that the DNC orchestrated the whole thing.
BBBAAANNGG BBBAAANNGGG!!!