Posted on 09/20/2004 7:25:33 PM PDT by farmfriend
What women want.
JimRob ain't got enough bandwith for *that* one.
What do women want?
Something else.
Wanna bet. See #3...
Women want toasted ice.
I figure this thread will get a lot of views.
ROFLMAO!
interesting
WOMEN WANT EVERYTHING!!!!
Ya THINK!!?!?!
Hehe... yeah, but wait 'til we hit the seven thousandth reply.... :)
I want to be Barbie.
I think it was Eva Gabor commenting on the old Tonight Show with Johnny Carson who said that the problem with women, is that they marry a man, spend ten years changing him, then leave him because he's not the man that he used to be.
Women want a light-weight vaccum cleaner with lots of power. Buy her an Oreck XL and she will be happy forever.
Depends on the bulge... of your wallet!
But, then you'd be plastic & have to do Ken. I guess you could always cheat on Ken with GI Joe...
What women want? Amazing - the thread is up to twelve posts and no picture of Mel Gibson yet!
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
geesh.... I hope they don't want a man that can read more than 2 paragraphs without pictures! So how did that article end anyway?
Okay, y'all FReeper ladies, help us out here. Your answers?
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