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John F'n Kerry: "...when I voted for the war, I voted for what I thought was best for the country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off to the left and say, 'I'm against everything'? Sure. Did I expect George Bush to f*** it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did." (2 December 2003, Rolling Stone)

John F'n Kerry: "No, but I have thought about cutting all your f*****g legs off at the knees." (response to a question "Sir, have you ever considered getting a bigger car?" Men's Journal August 27, 2002)

John F'n Kerry: "Five thousand years ago, Moses said, 'Hitch up your camel. Pick up your shovel. Mount your ass. I will lead you to the promised land.' Five thousand years later, Franklin Roosevelt said, 'Light up a Camel. Lay down your shovel. Sit on your ass. This is the promised land.' Today, George Bush will lay off your camel, tax your shovel, kick your ass and tell you there is no promised land." (4 October 2003 DNC Fall Meeting)