I sure wouldn't want to be the person to ask. But consider that Ilana and her parents are from the East Bay, home to Barbara Lee and the University of California at Berkeley. Do you remember Cal's "Naked Guy" from the 90's, who only wore sandals strolling around campus and in classes?
The "Naked People" were a different breed altogether. The scrawniest, boniest, saggiest hippie specimens you ever set eyes on. Just pathetic. The naked guy kept himself in shape, and while he was an offense to public decency, he at least accomodated aesthetics.