"-You have to keep in mind that Cox and the Urinal/Constipation hate conservatism even more than CBS and Dan Blather hate it."
We wouldn't take the Urinal and Constipation even if they gave it to us to wrap our fish in. We tell them that, everytime they call to try to sell us the paper and ....we tell them why :)
It does no good to berate the newspaper telemarketer. They don't care and they're probably based in Buffalo. Better you write to the editor, publisher, corporate CEO and stockholders.