Sir, do you know why I pulled you over and asked you to step out of your car? Sir, if you won't stop laughing and won't follow my instructions, I'm going to have to arrest you for driving under the influence. Now PUT BOTH YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR."
106 posted on 09/18/2004 10:11:30 PM PDT by Bonaparte
(and guess who sighs his lullabies, to nights that never end...)