Advice for the new Mayor:
Pave the Streets for cryin' out loud! Forget all the 90 kabillion dollar promotional projects and just pave the streets! They're really messing up my CD player, not to mention the front end alignment on the FReepmobile.
Speakin' of the streets...the Friday after Bush's grand victory on Nov. 2nd, I think I'll mosey down to the Federal Building and FReep those old geezers from the Richmond Peace Education/Indoctrination Center with a sign that says: WHO'S IN THE WHITEHOUSE? BUSH! BUSH! BUSH! BUSH!
on the back it will say: THANK GOD ONLY GIRLEY MEN VOTED FOR KERRY
I may have to join ya fer that...they're out there fer lunch, right?! That'd be hilarious...MUD