"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"Hell's In Jean's Mirror!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Load up on puns, my FReeper FRiends...
We shall not lose this Culture War!!
Right's victory is pre-ordained...
Oh no..."Truth" ain't a dirty word!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're allRight now...we're not dangerous.
Fear our throng, though...we're educated!!
Left is STOOOPID...and outrageous!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?!
Fight 'gainst TREASON!! Yeah!!
(guitar jammin' interlude)
Power-grubbin's what Slick does best...
And fer this gift, Right is Blessed!!
Our FReeper group has always been...
And always will 'til Clinton's death!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the RightWing...we're quite courageous!!
It's OUR turn now...don't enrage US!!
Here Right is now...entertaining!!
All aboard now...to the Right, folks...
HOO's yer Leader?! Fight Fer FReedom!! Yeah!!
(long guitar jam...sit back and enjoy)
We shan't fergit...Left's such a waste!!
Hell yeah...we'll whup RATS by a mile!!
Our work is hard...but we sure don't mind...
Oh well, whatever...ever Right!!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
Hello!! Hello!! Hello!! How low?!
We Know!! We Know!! We Know!! How so?!
You know!! You know!! You know!!
We're the Right, folks...we're contagious!!
Hear my songs now...educatin'!!
Left is STOOOPID...just outrageous...
We're the Right, folks...we're bodacious!!
Devolve Power...to the States, folks...
It's OUR FReedom...YOU trust US, bro'!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!! Don't Deny US!!
FReegards...MUD (03/26/2004)
"I'm Sooo Happy!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Lithium")
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
I'm a Voter, we'll rule the day...(or) I'll shave my head!!
Then, we'll be glad...
Justice, ladies, it'sa shame Slick Walks FRee upon this earth!!
Let's git excited!! Right can't wait to FReep Jean there...we won't be fair!!
I'm past forty, but we'll make haste!!
Our goals are pure!! Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
I'm so happy 'cuz today...I'm proud, my FRiends!!
Truth's in my head...
Left's so ugly, but that's Okay, 'cuz RATS breed fools!!
Conquer our fears...
Each day's morning it's JusticeDay becuz I care...
I ain't scair't...Lord, my candle shall not fade!!
'Cuz I've found God...Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
I'd kiss you...but we're on attack!!
We'll love you...just hang out on Black!!
Left kills you...it's a well-known fact!!
We're RightWing...we're not gonna crack...
If yer brave, come hang out on Black...
George Dub-YOO...get US back on track!!
Slick killed knaves...we must pay Bill ba-a-a-ack!!
FReegards...MUD (03/27/2004)